For six bucks (via www.perpetualkid.com), behold the evolution of wireless microphones:
There is something quite contradictory about this mic-like carved sponge. Singers usually spit and splatter their inner remains into these things, yet this particular type of microphone’s role is to be rubbed under one’s arm-pits for hygienic purposes (is that guy eating his soap?).
How ridiculous must we look hollering our favorite tunes in the shower and ramming that sponge in our faces on each beat.
Why not add a a ruff side to it so we could wash the dishes? (geeze..)